#DRUG DEALER SIMULATOR PC FULL#

Okay relax, you’re not really being arrested – the bong was full of harmless nicotine – but it is my legal requirement to scare you all straight before we talk about this week’s Premature Evaluation. You had it all and you threw it all away for a taste of that sweet, sweet mousse, you dang idiot. Time to apologise to the queen and spend the best years of your life behind bars, brewing Pinot Grigio in a toilet cistern and swapping cartons of Marlboros for posters of Raquel Welch, or whatever it is that goes on in prisons. Drugs are illegal and you’ve just broken the law, Cheech. Would you like a toke? Please have as much as you like, I’ve already doobied myself up to the rafters.

Whatever you call the good gravy that police hate, we can all agree that it’s incredibly fun to have a crazy drugs party, right? In fact, all this talk of drugs reminds me! Last night I found an entire bong’s worth of marijuana in a wheelie bin behind my local Tesco Express. well go on, maybe you can take a shot at guessing this one all by yourself.ĭrugs. This week, he's not inhaling in Drug Dealer Simulator, a game about. Premature Evaluation is the weekly column in which Steve Hogarty explores the wilds of early access.

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